—The Lower Crust

Lowbrow homesteading, pizza, and Lifetime movie reviews.

1 min into making polenta: I love polenta, I should make this more often, why don’t I? 25 mins later, stirring in a steam cloud: this is why 4 days ago
Saw a guy eating French fries with a fork and said to myself “you do you, honey” 1 week ago
I saw this unfortunate typo on a Facebook event and now I keep it on my phone for a random giggle as needed https://t.co/1LaGHtXpfa 2 weeks ago
Someone needed to tell them this was way too gross https://t.co/15FUsbtvrd 1 month ago
“Mamma Mia” has always seemed like one of those bad movies Jerry and Elaine end up accidentally seeing in an old Seinfeld episode 1 month ago

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