ATTEMPTED BLOGGER

Attempted Blogger’s love of bad entertainment goes back to watching (and mocking) Step by Step as an 8-year-old. As an adult, she enjoys the finer things: eating at dirty roadside pizza joints, Lifetime movies, and lowbrow homesteading. She’s pretty good at pandemic logistics and she’s on twitter as @attemptedblog.

LENA WEBB

Lena is Attempted Blogger’s pre-boob friend. She’s on twitter as @eatyourlentils.

Questions? I’ve got answers. Maybe.