Mr. Max and I are talking about really mean elementary school teachers.
Me: I mean, what’s their deal? Are they just control freaks? Sociopaths with no other outlet?
Mr. Max: They’re just people, and there are lot of jerks out there. They’re just douchebags.
Me: Yeah, I guess you’re right.
Mr. Max: Wait — they’re like ass douches. Is there a word for that?
Mr. Max: Yeah! Enemas.
That’s what they are. They’re enemas.