Mr. Max and I are talking about really mean elementary school teachers.

Me: I mean, what’s their deal? Are they just control freaks? Sociopaths with no other outlet?

Mr. Max: They’re just people, and there are lot of jerks out there. They’re just douchebags.

Me: Yeah, I guess you’re right.

Mr. Max: Wait — they’re like ass douches. Is there a word for that?

Me: Enemas?

Mr. Max: Yeah! Enemas.

That’s what they are. They’re enemas.