Today’s MM post comes from a Groupon-esque email offering a discount on spa services. Behold:

Spas/pedicures/salons really don’t do anything for me but I get that it’s supposed to be all about “relaxation” and “luxury.” But that’s not what’s coming to mind when I look at this image. Instead, I’m getting:

futuristic totalitarian state.

Well, that or…

alien harvesting pod.

Neither situation seems particularly relaxing.