Do not adjust your computer screen. What you are seeing is real. This Groupon actually employs the term “trashcan fire” to describe the glow one gets from spa services. TRASHCAN FIRE. I can only guess that this is an attempt to make the language of coupons seem cool and edgy. But that’s not the best part…

The best part is that it made me wonder, for a full minute, what a facial extension does.

I think it’s this.

Also, as if that weren’t enough, the email itself appears to have been sent out unfinished. Check out the closing paragraph:

Choose from three options:

• $30 for a basic facial
• $39 for…

and then, nothing!

Yep, this made my day.