So, it’s halftime for Liz & Dick. What have we learned so far?
1) A turban is the most versatile fashion accessory OF ALL TIME.
2) The best way to charm a woman is to berate her publicly in a restaurant and/or ruin a dinner party. You’ll steal her heart forever!
3) A romance is most effectively summarized using a 30-second montage where the couple enters trailers on a movie set in order to do the nasty.
4) Every scene must include a nightgown and a liquor bottle,